December 18, 2011
9:46 pm
by: astash

Tupac Sex Tape In The Box

Tupac Sex Tape In The Box

No eyes on me... Consider that tape STASHED!

TMZ Reports The Tupac Shakur Sex Tape has been sold. So now of course we have been in contact with the new owner and will be sending him a box IMMEDIATELY!

Original TMZ post below:

“Tupac Shakur’s 1991 sex tape is officially off the market — TMZ has learned, the XXX footage has been sold to a private collector.

Sources connected to the deal tells us, the former tape owner decided not to sell to a big company out of principle — claiming the corporate porn fat cats were “parasites.”

No word on what it sold for … but as we previously reported, bids for the background music alone — an original, unreleased Tupac track — had reached $1,000,000.

Maybe next time, folks … though we wouldn’t hold our breath — a rep for the Tupac estate tells us, it plans to block any future sale of the tape … and make sure the tape never sees the light of day.”

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December 13, 2011
8:32 pm
by: astash

Giving a Gun a Loving Home – Adoption Ad

PRK arms - guns instead of puppies

PRK arms - Adopt Guns NOT Puppies for Christmas

A holiday commercial that starts off sounding like a puppy adoption ad and ends in an NRA promo has a California gun store cashing in record sales.

PRK arms, a local gun store in Fresno, California, has made headlines with its unusual radio commercial promoting firearms adoption (ownership).

With brilliant marketing lines they combined the warm and fuzzy sentiments of puppy adoption with guns, which are perhaps man’s 2nd best friend.

“They’ve been mistreated and misunderstood for generations… given these beautiful creatures a bad reputation… millions suffer from misuse and neglect… you can make a difference by giving a gun a loving home.”

As far as PRK is concerned,  rather than bringing home an abandoned and mistreated Labrador puppy, why not wrap up a neglected .308 FN SCAR to put under your Christmas tree?

“these guns want nothing more than to adore and protect you… the kind of guns that needs a loving home more than anything else… don’t let a gun spend another night on a cold, dusty shelf.”

You can listen to the entire “puppy adoption” commercial ad here, courtesy of PRK arms:

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December 9, 2011
2:16 pm
by: astash

Shaun White X-Rated Pictures Surface

Hit us up Shaun...We got you covered!

THANKS TO TMZ FOR THE HEADS UP ON SHAUN WHITE

A butt naked Shaun White smiled for the camera … while messing around on a bed with a hot naked lady back in 2009 … and now the X-rated photos are being shopped around town … TMZ has learned.

Sources tell TMZ … the photos were taken at a hotel party … a short time before The Flying Tomato won a gold medal at the 2009 Winter X-Games for Superpipe (haha … superpipe).

We’re told several party goers managed to snap photos of the naked romp — but we’re told people close to White immediately tried to run damage control and told people to erase all of the pictures.

Now, at least two of the pics have surfaced … one featuring Shaun making out with a hot blonde chick in front of other people … with their clothes on.

The other pic shows Shaun with the same woman — sans clothes — in the middle of a missionary-style embrace on a bed … with Shaun grinning at the direction of the camera.

TMZ has seen the pics … let’s just say the ginger carpet matches the ginger drapes.

We’re told the buyer is looking for a serious payday — but so far, has not found a buyer.

We’ve spoken to a rep for White … so far, no comment.

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December 9, 2011
2:09 pm
by: astash

Obama has Osama’s Head in a BOX!

We had no clue!

We heard there was MASSIVE head trauma

Well we have to admit they did say “There was massive head trauma to OBL” but until he sent us this pic saying “This is what I keep in my Stash Box” and trying to win our give away we would have NEVER believed it!

You never know what we’ll have for you next……STAY TUNED…

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December 9, 2011
1:59 pm
by: astash

What Do You Keep in Yours?

Bible ounf in Bin Ladens "Stsh Box"

Praise be to WHO?

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